Hi, I’m Finn Alderton.
I promise I’m more interesting than this first line.
If you ask what kind of person I am, I’d say I’m the one who’ll make you question your life choices with my jokes, but somehow you’ll still laugh anyway.I like to think I’m also the kind of person you can be comfortable around, even on days when everything feels a bit off.
When things get messy, I usually escape into movies or TV series for a while. It helps me reset. Music does the same, especially Laufey. There’s something about her songs that just feels warm and easy to stay in. I also listen to Rocco, grentperez, and Jeff Bernat, so if we ever share playlists, I’ll probably judge yours a little (JK WKWKW)
I love animals, especially puppies. I’m not saying I’ll send you random photos of mine at inconvenient times, but I’m also not saying I won’t.



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